wtf mate?
what am i to do? i wish god could speak to me directly and give me advice. that would be the best advice ever!
You’re Still Not Over Your High School Girlfriend
You’re almost done with college. You’ve been dating me for about a month. Suddenly you decide to tell me you’re not over your girlfriend from high school? Nice. Sure, you two were together for a long time. I’ve been in a long term relationship before too! You don’t see me whining. And speaking of complaining, how do you have time to write 50 Facebook updates a day about how sad you are, but you’re too busy to text me back? So, she was your “first”. I do not care. Oh, one reason you guys had problems was because she smoked too much weed? I can see why you’d miss her so much. Oh, you guys got back together a month ago…but then she got sick of you a week later? Makes sense. I can see why you’d miss a girl like that. So let’s get this straight…she dumped you more than three years ago, then you had a short fling 3 years later and she dumped you again. THAT is why you are dumping me right now? Don’t feel bad. The pleasure, the privilege is mine, you whiny little bitch.
-Written By LoveBatteries
